wells, todae we had this interesting, useful and yet boring and s2pid workshop called "skills for the unseen". see why it is kinda s2pid. like we thot it was teaching us to see ghosts or wadeva la. kinda s2pid i noe. but it turned out to be this loooonnnggg... realli long lesson - 6h - on doing unseen poem. like it was definitely useful but wat's the use of sending us for this workshop now man. like our exams are over. i mean... yeah, we could use it in the future, but isn't it gonna be more useful if we had it b4 the exams, den we wouldn't have scored so freakingly low la. s2pid la the teachers, nvr use their brains one. and as usual we made the teacher - by the way, her name is Julia - royally pissed, (like all of our teachers are pissed with us) bcos we didn't answer her questions. i think the last straw for her was when we refused to share our self-constructed poem. i mean, like debz say its very personal, and has anyone bothered to think that our poem realli is very lousy and we r juz very modest, humble and self-deprecating people. thank you. o wells she kept us for 20min for recess and another 20min before we could leave. shit lorh.
haiz, the most interesting workshop so far (actually we only have had 2), was the "body talk" one. damn funny. the speaker is very drama. but in a good way. and she juz makes all of us laugh la. anyways, we found out our body shape, and apparently i'm an hourglass. i'm not very proud of it lah. but d rest weren't that flattering lorh: 1. pear shaped. 2. straight - i don't want to look like a guy or transvestite like madonna can 3. apple. o wells, talking bout my body... i need to go lose some weight. but i'm juz sitting around, lazing about and eating. this is not helping. so will any of u oh so kindly donate a treadmill machine to me??? may i noe u will buy one for me for christmas... since u "love" me so much... looking forward to it :) hahas.

p.s. to those s2pid ppl out there (perhaps dumb blondes), i don't realli mean may loves me. she might b a lesbian for all i noe (n care), but i'm not. i'm very very straight. :)

u so damn freakin' deserve a punch 8:24 PM

rah. my results sux... nvr gotten so low in my entire pathetic life b4.... suck rite... anyways now watching princess hours... d caijing is like damn funny la... bt strangely she always reminds me of may... like dey both are damn chor lor... den dey got dat funny action with both dey hands whenever dey are exasperated and both are juz as blur... uncanny resemblance rite... 4 those of u who more blur den dem n been living under a rock recently, don't know wats princess hours, den i'll tell u... its dis damn funny show n its showing on ch U at 7 pm on weekdaes. or even better get the cd. haha. d ppl at ch U and the producers behind the show shld lyke pay me for advertising their show lorh... anyways back to may and dat bumbling princess... dere is lyke differences also lah.. like may is not like so fat-free as her. i tink in real life, may will prob be double of dat caijing lorh... so sad. hahaha
todae lyke damn funny also lorh... we played snap ... or rather snatch lah.. we were more lyke snatching cards away from each other and screaming away, annoying the heck out of ppl like eli. but hell its fun. and we like started scratching each other as may, mw (michell wijaya not d cannibal boyfriend of wtf for those who know. don't know den go ask tf :] ) and nat. dey all have scratches thanx to me...
anyways mw like damn sad lorh... went to meet her old idol kevin cheng den he autographed something for her lah.... but spelled her name wrongly... spelled as michelle (mine!!)... but lyke no thanx... i don't want to be mistaken for someone who has the hairstyle of a pri sch kid (or mayb even younger), i mean even kevin cheng thought of them as a LITTLE KIDS.. haha. like so embarrasing lorh.. luckily i didn't go (at the expense of a dinner treat at Marriot Hotel).. but if i go den he would think better of like his fans la i guess... haha.
for those of u out dere hu r sick of my blogskin... well i'm sick of it too.. but too bad.. live with it... i'm too lazy to change it.. i'm like damn lazy lorh.. everythings in a mess lah. my room my schoold desk... sigh... so b4 i can pack up d rest... don't expect me to lyke change my blogskin... and dat will be lyke say... nvr. full stop. nvr.

u so damn freakin' deserve a punch 10:19 PM

end of years are truely d most traumatising time of the year. cried on tuesdae cos i couldn't draw my curved graph for maths and realised that i juz gave away about say 10 mks for my test. like so shit lah... i don't realli get it though. in primary sch, we had to do like what 50 goddamn questions, shade the oas and i had like 30 to 45 min to check and now i didn't even have time to check when its only like at most 40 questions (including the parts a b c etc. see wat i mean???). ok now the most impt part. i need like a lot of luck to get past wednesdae k so that my dad doesn't actually scold me to death for my paper... so ppl start the praying now. i don't care who u pray to man. u can even pray to me... i dun mind hahah :)
anyways.... enough bout tests. i need to relax and forget all about it. i need therapy. retail therapy anyone??? i need sponsers though.... :] sigh.. n my ear hole is still hurting. it is like so not fair cos' may who went to pierce ears with me... her holes are like healed. mine is still hurting. i'm like a damn long time to heal man. sux. mayb i don't have enough platelets in my blood....or mayb it's juz cos my ears are too thick. everyone is like saying i hav buddha earlobes. u noe the long and thick ones.... but i dun realli mind cos it juz probably mean that i have a long life N be rich.... haha.... i can juz go on dreaming....
think i'm getting nat's pressie tmw. she had better be XTRA nice to me if she wants smth decent. :)

u so damn freakin' deserve a punch 12:22 PM

ok. so last fridae i went to pierce my ears. it hurt like hell. all of those ppl who kept telling me it didn't hurt, u sux. anyways wat realli freaked me out was that i can't remember if they changed the needle. shit lah. according to debz, they did. according to may, they didn't. like so freak now lah. wat if i get some disease, or get an ear infection.... aargh. but according to may, ALL shops don't change the needle, so heck. let me juz forget about it...
come thurs, gonna go pri sch class gathering. yay!! but, gonna skip my butt off now, to try lose some weight!!! sounds so superficial right, but heck lah, at least i eat.

u so damn freakin' deserve a punch 12:33 PM

okay... lets see... nat's totally suay. first she got chicken pox. den she went to cut herself cos of a glass of fish sauce. n i though she had some diesease making her blood stink. well then she had to get 6 injections(deserves it) and 3 stitches. which cost her 200bucks. 200 bucks for 6 injections and 3 stitches. gosh her thumb like made of gold like that. any idea wat 200 bucks can do?? i've got an idea. u could buy an ipod. then michell wijaya spent 59 bucks on a ron ng bear. disgusting. he's not even cute larh pls. she sux big time. even though she rich also no need buy that right. can go treat me to something nice. now that's money well spent. :)
i feel like a total idiot k for signing up for the landfill trip. now i gotta go n smell dung instead of going to my class reunion. sigh. khong is a complete idiot k. she make us bring our math file then nvr do anything with it. i feel like killing her. it's quite easy u noe. like she's so shorty and small size.... except for the muscles above her very gravity-effected fats. haha. i enjoy criticising her. lets just hope she doesn't come across my blog and decide to sue me for slandering or something like that. ciaos.

u so damn freakin' deserve a punch 11:35 PM

well... lets see... my blog is almost officially dead. only ALMOST k. which means it's not. like duh. and that's only because, all thanks to ME.. who posted this post which revived this blog!! yay!!!... wadeva. feeling kinda lame todae. actually i feel kinda lame everydae cos' i'm surrounded by lame ppl like tingfang, who hankers after a 17yr old cannibal who wants to eat her. kinda lame u see since tingfang is like a skinny like a stick. n she apparently has double-jointed elbows. haha. well on to the next lameo who sits beside me n sadly shares ALMOST (thankfully not the same) name as me... michell wijaya. she looks like a neopet thanks to her 1970s hairstyle. haha. like according to her she has had that hairstyle since she was born. imagine a new-born baby with hair like her. forget it. lets not spoil the cute, holy image of a baby. plus, making her more lameo is her constant want for Ron Ng da big head guy to save her. aargh.
u would think that's enough to make someone as sane as me insane right. but then there are like another 2 more ppl. file no. 3. ma mae mo thu. 16 yrs old. likes thinking of herself as super fat. wadeva. signed us up to run 10km with her. that alone is proof of her insanity. like hello, i nearly died running my 2.4km. now 10km. like hello heaven, look out for me in about 2 and a half months. natalie ng is another one. she damn idiot lah. whole day long only noe how to laugh laugh laugh laugh. n her face like damn clear and spotless lah and yet to her it's full of zits that haunts ppl like me. sigh she sux big time. well that's the end of my lameo post that revived this almost dead blog.

u so damn freakin' deserve a punch 10:04 PM

"in sooth i know not why i am so sad"... (quote from merchant of venice for all you ppl out there who live in a shell) actually i DO know... i am so damn sad cos' of the merchant of venice and shakespeare ironically. u would think i like the book wouldn't u since i quoted from it. but no, i do not like d bk. it sux. it is like cheemology lah. n ppl from d elizabethan era likes it. we don't understand it. aren't we suppossed to be much more intellectual and cultured than them. but oh well i supposse they won't understand our sms language now huh. bt no matter how much i hate d bk i still hav to study it to score right??? n so i did. but wat happened to me, the hardworking girl??? a glare from our math teacher. well fine, so i did read d bk during her lessons. but she told us to do the worksheet and i finished alr wat. it was like one minute she was like: "why r u ppl taking so long??" then d next minute, nat was calling my name and d class was silent n she was staring at me.. who cares man.
its been so long since i posted... bt its like i got nothing to write about.. no inspiration... kinda had a boring life... for a while. n i didn't want to write redundant post... n oh yeah, since my dad finally finally got broadband might as well..
kinda depressing too lah dis month... ever since england crashed out of the world cup after beckham went off due to injuries and rooney got sent off... for pushind c ronaldo ... dat stupid baby face idiot. couldn't he hav controlled his temper. idiot. with him and beckam they might hav won on penalties sigh... anyways c ronaldo is a bigger idiot.. he was everywhere d entire night trying to get england players sent off or score penalties... damn him... curse them to lose and he can cry like a baby... haha.. wells he has been voted d hottest guy by a ... gay dutch magazine.
p.s. i got dat last piece of info from nat... who u noe... is quite crazy and nonsensical and unreliable... so if it's inaccurate... find her... not me...
p.s. to all c ronaldo or portugal fans... hope ur team loses... hahahahahahahahahahah... GO GERMANY!!!!!

u so damn freakin' deserve a punch 9:18 PM